jonathantoewsed:

"you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap"

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake


Monday, October 20th  ( 119801 )

The Sirens by Softengine (Full Lyrics)

themusicalllamp:

message me with any edits/errors! enjoy my lovely softies

A messy pile of clothes
Lying on my floor
Should the end come close
Still I’m waiting for

A cold blue breeze
Blows it knows the rue
My heart is going through
Having mind in to
No ones calling you
But the sirens do

*TUOMOS BASS…


Monday, October 20th  ( 40 )

gaysbible:

*harry giggles into the kiss*

"now what?"

"u’re about to be 23 and still have to stand on ur tiptoes to kiss ur 20 years old boyfriend"


Monday, October 20th  ( 2378 )

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]


Monday, October 20th  ( 73852 )

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  


Monday, October 20th  ( 382515 )

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly


Monday, October 20th  ( 330816 )

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌


Monday, October 20th  ( 159744 )

Title: Phone Call from Unknown    Artist: Softengine

Monday, October 20th  ( 57 )

justyouraveragedesi:

Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.


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